One thing Nigerians rarely joke about is food. Yet, ironically, food is exactly what we joke about the most, especially when we talk about life. From social media timelines to casual conversations, Nigerians describe success, failure, beauty, embarrassment, and even corruption using the language of eating.
It sounds funny at first, but it is deeply cultural.
Here’s a simple breakdown of some popular ones, and what Nigerians actually mean when they say them.
1. “You’re cooked”
This has nothing to do with cooking skills. When a Nigerian says you’re cooked, it means you are in serious trouble, and there is no easy escape. The situation is already “done,” just like food that has finished cooking.
2. “I’m chopped”
This is usually said after someone has been cheated, embarrassed, or suffered a loss. It suggests that life, fate, or another person has “eaten” them. It’s often said jokingly, even when the pain is real.
3. “She’s serving”
This is used mainly in fashion or appearance talk. It means someone looks exceptionally good and is confidently showing it. No food is involved, only vibes.
4. “She ate”
This is the upgraded version of “she’s serving.” It means the person performed excellently, dressed perfectly, or completely outshone others. Nigerians say this to show admiration, sometimes mixed with jealousy.
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5. “Body tea”
This phrase is used to describe an attractive body or physique. “Tea” here means gossip or something worth talking about. So “body tea” means a body that people cannot stop discussing.
6. “They chopped the money”
This is one of the oldest Nigerian food metaphors. It means the money was stolen, mismanaged, or shared among corrupt people. No one literally ate anything—but the money disappeared.
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7. “Let him cook”
This means: don’t rush to judge yet. The idea, plan, or opinion may not make sense now, but give it time. It might turn out well once it’s fully “cooked.”
8. “We’re cooking something”
This is a vague but popular phrase used when people are planning something secretly—maybe a project, business idea, or relationship. It creates suspense, like waiting for food to be ready.
9. “Life no even allow me taste it”
This is said when someone missed an opportunity or enjoyment. It suggests the food was ready, but life removed the plate before they could take a bite.
10. “Money na water”
This is the language of spending without fear — or at least pretending to. When Nigerians say money is water, they mean it flows easily and can be poured anywhere. Whether it’s real wealth or pure confidence, the message is simple: enjoy the moment and worry later.
